when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or
my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed
Contrary to popular belief the “pansexuals don’t see gender” claim is wrong and completely false
We don’t only not see gender, we don’t even see people. We don’t see buildings or grass or the sky. I can’t even see my computer or the keyboard.
All pansexuals are born without eyeballs and thus develop super sonic hearing as an adaption to survive. This is a known fact.
Doctor Who Cares? - A spinoff in which all is right with the ladies’ storylines and they take custody of the TARDIS every weekend to explore the universe together
SO MUCH SASS IN ONE TARDIS
Rose Strider and Jade Crocker!
mortal enemies (in rose’s eyes. how dare jade like harry potter and tfios! stupid hipsters! what next? wearing bow ties?). jade doesnt know why a organic baking/plant blog would get so much anon hate! (its rose.)
art by sakimichan
OHH MY FUCKING GOD THAT HOWL MY OVARIES JUST EXPLODED CHRIST ON THE CROSS GOOD LORD MMHMM HELLA FINE HEY BOY HEY OMG WHY R U NOT REAL HOT DIGGITY DAYUM SON
holy fuck Howl and Monoke…